Ok, here's the plan. July the 3rd, we grill asparagus, I eat A LOT of asparagus, stalk and blossom, I don't pee for a bit, we go to Rookies, I drink slowly and let the asparagus work through my intestinal tract, we see Mary, you want to catch up, you lure her away from her purse by offering her candy and puppy, I grab the purse, I let loose a potent asparagus pee inside of said purse, Mary returns. Mary continues to suck. Mary is dumb. Mary has peepee purse.
The end.
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