Meat Head

I went to the gym last night and benched the entire dumbbell rack. It was like 10,000lbs, but whatever, it was a Monday. I then broke every workout machine I used because I had to pile other machines on top of them. When the owner tried to fight me for breaking his machines, I murked him and made a protein shake out of him as an after workout meal. I then went home and gave my Rotweiler steroids.